Online Dating is ruff!
For your entertainment, CozyQ dog’s dating profile is available to read.
Dogs understand all too well how ruff it is dating online. First, you make a profile, then you look for possible matches only to end up learning about all the profiles using “dog bait” to look more appealing on a dating profile. Dog Bait! Of all things. Who knew this was a problem?!!
Searching for that one special pup can make you feel like you are chasing your tail. A dog’s dating profile is a lot of work, especially for a dog that needs 18 hours of sleep a day.
Name: Cosette
Nickname: CozyQ
Superhero name: La Tigra
Age in dog years: 18
Zodiac Sign: Virgo
Born in Hurricane, Utah
Adopted at 8 weeks
In our quest to create CozyQ: a dog’s dating profile a match, it seemed important to list her best traits, like spotting a squirrel 100 feet away, never peeing on a rug, and greeting our mailman enthusiastically. She made sure that I mentioned she stopped licking herself in public that was just a phase she went through. Online dating for dogs is more than sniffing every butt they see, they also have to look out for kennel cough and other transmitted diseases. Good hygiene and being current on vaccinations are important.
CozyQ, age 18
I’m a down-to-earth kind of girl. Can’t get enough of the dog park. Following my passion for becoming a fashion designer. Not looking for anything serious, just a quick cuddle. I am 13 inches tall. 19 lbs. Love smelling ass, CBD treats, and if you play your cards right, maybe a little doggie style.
Favorite
Food: Mom’s scrambled eggs
Song: Who let the dogs out
Movie: Best In Show
Toy: Ball
Outdoor activity: Chasing away strangers
Nap place: Any place in the sun.
Another important thing to mention in a dog dating profile, CozyQ’s temperament: adaptable, playful, smart, and fun to take on adventures. The French Bulldog breed is known for being clowns. CozyQ is no exception.
Although she loves walks, CozyQ requires little outdoor exercise. New friends find her amusing and a companionable breed.
A dog dating profile wouldn’t be complete without looking forward. When Cozy grows up she wants to be a fashion designer. Focusing on short-nosed, batt eared couture for those special dogs.
CozyQ describes herself as an enthusiastic sidekick type of dog; never fearful and ready to rumble. She loves listening to Boni Jovi and Aerosmith, but on the weekends she’s all about Beyonce. She loves snuggles with her family and spending time with Louie, her platonic roommate.
CozyQ is looking for a playmate that is adventurous, shares her love of greeting the mailman, and will join her for her afternoon siestas. Butt sniffing is acceptable as long as it is consensual and reciprocated. It’s important that the dog doesn’t snore louder than CozyQ, she doesn’t want to be disturbed. Fortunately, she snores very loud.
